What we collect?
just the distance
A ballpark distance between you and my City, plus some basic page view stats. I don't know who you are, what your name is, or where you go after leaving here. No tracking cookies are used to follow your journey.
Privacy Policy
The short version: this is a personal portfolio, not a data business. Basic analytics are used to see what's popular, but no invasive third-party trackers, and no selling anything about you.
Last Updated: 19-Sep-2026
Stored? Sold?
absolutely not
No user profiles, no ad networks, no data brokers. Data is strictly kept anonymous—just basic aggregate analytics for the site to see what's popular, and a one-way hash for the heart counter so it can't be spammed.
Third party tools
ip + weather
A free IP lookup gives an approximate city, and a weather API fetches today's temperature. Vercel Analytics measures site traffic. They have their own privacy policies. Your IP is never written down here in plain form.
Analytics
just the basics
Vercel Analytics is used for basic page view counts. No invasive tracking, session recording, or heatmaps. Nothing follows you off this page — I genuinely have no idea if P. Sherman is really from 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. 🐠
Cookies
barely any
A single entry in your browser's local storage just remembers that you've dismissed the cookie banner. That represents the entirety of the cookie jar. If you clear your browser's local storage data, it will be gone forever.
Your rights
GDPR & all that
Access, correction, deletion, objection — all yours under GDPR. But in practice, there's nothing to hand over: I see no name or email. The only thing kept is a one-way hash of your IP to avoid double-counting a visit or a heart.
Still have questions?
There's no data request form here, because there's no personal data to hand over. But if you're curious how the distance maths works, think the heart counter is lying to you, or just want to ragebait that the weather widget got your city wrong, feel free to write me back - .